The Slut Vote

[dduane]

Oh, cousins, you could NOT make this up. The theory espoused by this (almost certainly) Thin-Lipped White Guy With A Two-Dollar Haircut is that Romney lost because he didn’t get the Slut Vote.

Women make up about 54% of the electorate.  It is very hard to win without winning that segment, or at least losing it only narrowly while winning men big. While the right usually wins married women, the fact is that married women constitute an ever-decreasing share of the female population.  Women want to delay marriage as long as possible so they can “have it all,” and usually “have it all” means “have as much hot alpha sex as possible without any consequences.”  And thus, less married women and more sluts (not that these two groups are mutually exclusive, per se)

This doesn’t begin to hint at what else is in this guy’s (unsuccessfully privatized) G+ posting. If you’re a person of color or a spoiled suburban brat-princess, he’s got you figured out too. Just go read it. 

(eyeroll) I. can’t. …EVEN.

Comments

[pauamma]

So instead Obama appealed to rich white sluts by forcing someone else (the Catholic church, in this case) to pay for their birth control

I'm not sure how he managed that, but for that alone he deserved reelection. That must have taken some impressive armtwisting. :-)

[cyprinella]

This only serves to make me think of Oglaf (sooooooooo NSFW)

[azurelunatic]

I hope this guy has not reproduced either his genes or his memes, because both are looking pretty gross.