"Say it ain't so!"

[dduane]

...The trouble is, this report is all too believable. Still, I pray that This Cup May Pass and that the script for the new Green Lantern movie...

...will not involve a guy being chosen to wield the Power Ring because he ate a coyote on a reality TV show.

 

(Edit: Oh, vast relief, this has been debunked. Thanks to those who already emailed.)